Monday, January 28, 2013

Amazon Review

4.0 out of 5 stars Pleasurable for allJanuary 28, 2013
= Durability:5.0 out of 5 stars  = Fun:5.0 out of 5 stars  = Educational:2.0 out of 5 stars 
This review is from: Interactive Toy Concepts Radio - controlled Cooler (Toy)

I'm not gonna lie. Things between Rosie and I were looking grim. I would come home from work and she would be laying on the couch, looking at me, wondering if she'd done anything wrong and why I hadn't touched her in days. There was just something missing and I didn't know what.
I could tell that one day she'd had it. We were taking a walk outside and she just started an interaction with a man in the middle of the street. Well, 'interaction' is putting it lightly. She was basically drooling over the man, pushing herself up against him, all in front of ME! I don't know if was trying to make me jealous, but it worked.
The next day I came home with the Radio Controlled Cooler, desperate to try anything to save our relationship and hoping we could just have a little fun. She promptly just sat on top of it, daring me to use it. As I moved it back and forth around the living room and as it vibrated a little more each go-round she began to pant, at first faintly, but then more noticeably and I knew almost instantly what she wanted.
I crossed the room and, looking into her eyes, picked her up with my strong arms as she yelped a little. I brought her down to the kitchen floor and, as she lay there waiting, I filled a bowl of water and brought it to her, anticipating a long day of playing catch at the park.

Thank you mechanical cooler... thank you for reigniting my passion for my dog Rosie.

4 comments:

  1. I like the angle, here! And the title "pleasurable for all" is quite provocative. There's something about otherwise-un-motorized gadgets that really get the canines going.

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  2. haaha, you surprised me!! I honestly thought you walked in on your wife or girlfriend. Great twist....hope Rosie is OK !!

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  3. Haha! Great turn. I'm usually not a big fan of twists in fiction, but I think it works out great in an Amazon review. You had me sweating there in the middle--very saucy.

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  4. Love it! At firsst I was a little worried where this was going but the twist at the end made it less uncomfortable and more enjoyable.

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