What you learned from 90s TV shows... take 2

Let's recap:


1. If your bra is too tight, it's uncomfortable. If you're a boy and your bra is too tight, I'm uncomfortable.
2. Only some of us stay beautiful unless you go and get elastic perjury.
3. The classroom is no place for the exchange of ideas!
4. It is not nice to push your friend Billy off a roof and then yell "Look neighbors! It's raining Billy!
5. Topanga!

6. And this. (But that's mostly because everyone should)

7. Cathy Santoni is a complete bimbo. She signed up for Shop Class cause she thought it was taught at the mall.
8. It's not martial arts, it's survive. It was invented by the French.
9. Dogs guard; cats watch... and judge
10. Monsters are just frigments of your infactuation

It's interesting enough that you jumped in AND managed to miss the glass. You didn't get shredded into a million itty bitty pieces and you definitely didn't bounce back. You went right in. You thought it'd be an adventure. 

But don't expect it to happen again. If, by some miracle it does, you'll most likely end up caught in the middle of a wall or with half an eyeball gone. 

And nobody wants to walk around with one and a half eyeballs. Sicknasty.
I wish you would have taken me with you though. I probably couldn't have made it through but damn...
I grew up in the 90s!
I could have told you that Sabrina was a witch! But no, you had to go on by yourself.
I could have told you to just don't go no where cause it's coming right at you... all that. It was ALL coming right at you.
But you left me.

That's why,
in the end,
the leprechaun killed you as you feebly attempted to light a candle in the dead of the night. I should've known you were afraid of the dark.

yeah, that shit it scary. your own damn fault.


So you were thrust back into here and now I advise you to not try again.
Don't ask me why.
I'm not Clarissa, I can't explain it all.

Good, yes, good

WORD

and it was what it is. and it's done with what the word was.
but mud was evil. markus' mud was mud was evil. markus' mud were words some read and laughed at. markus' mud were words some read and feared and mud was put down and mud was thrown into the mud. and another was mixed in and a picture was shown....

one that didn't quite make sense. 

but nothing really makes too much sense unless it's looked at without really looking at it. and us, we read without really reading because really reading would cause us to look more closely. then we'd notice that in 'mud' there are three letters and within those three letters there is one vowel. and that's too much. 

so we just read mud. 

good, brother. good for you you told us you showed us you and us we readers are stumped. touché good, brother you thought us strong willed and unable to let it get to us and it did and we discuss. 

and we write. 

and there are words. 

and the first word was