Monday, March 4, 2013

Ecolecua!

Ingredients:
- Funny French Accent (because cooking isn't cooking without a FFA)
- A watch, slightly delayed
- One boring story
- One exciting story
- One doesn't-make-any-sense story
- A pot

                            (you probably bought the wrong kind of pot. after your trip, come back)


Procedure:
- Mix everything together
- Churn out crap

              (don't worry, someone will like your crap. it may even be published. actually, it probably will)
- If you failed, bring out that stash you bought accidentally.
- If you succeeded, bring out that stash you bought accidentally. 



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3 comments:

  1. LexiMarch 4, 2013 at 5:45 PM

    I enjoy your deprecating opinion of today's publishing industry!

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  2. Ryan ee MitchellMarch 4, 2013 at 5:50 PM

    I wish that the publishing industry did not publish churned-out crap, but you're onto some definite truths there. Snookie as a NY Times best seller? What's next?

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  3. UnknownMarch 4, 2013 at 9:54 PM

    hahah I laughed so hard with the title. That's actually something that my grandpa would say.

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