What you learned from 90s TV shows... take 2

Let's recap:


1. If your bra is too tight, it's uncomfortable. If you're a boy and your bra is too tight, I'm uncomfortable.
2. Only some of us stay beautiful unless you go and get elastic perjury.
3. The classroom is no place for the exchange of ideas!
4. It is not nice to push your friend Billy off a roof and then yell "Look neighbors! It's raining Billy!
5. Topanga!

6. And this. (But that's mostly because everyone should)

7. Cathy Santoni is a complete bimbo. She signed up for Shop Class cause she thought it was taught at the mall.
8. It's not martial arts, it's survive. It was invented by the French.
9. Dogs guard; cats watch... and judge
10. Monsters are just frigments of your infactuation

It's interesting enough that you jumped in AND managed to miss the glass. You didn't get shredded into a million itty bitty pieces and you definitely didn't bounce back. You went right in. You thought it'd be an adventure. 

But don't expect it to happen again. If, by some miracle it does, you'll most likely end up caught in the middle of a wall or with half an eyeball gone. 

And nobody wants to walk around with one and a half eyeballs. Sicknasty.
I wish you would have taken me with you though. I probably couldn't have made it through but damn...
I grew up in the 90s!
I could have told you that Sabrina was a witch! But no, you had to go on by yourself.
I could have told you to just don't go no where cause it's coming right at you... all that. It was ALL coming right at you.
But you left me.

That's why,
in the end,
the leprechaun killed you as you feebly attempted to light a candle in the dead of the night. I should've known you were afraid of the dark.

yeah, that shit it scary. your own damn fault.


So you were thrust back into here and now I advise you to not try again.
Don't ask me why.
I'm not Clarissa, I can't explain it all.